Relics & Horemones
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2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

286,702 notes

stability:

AMY INTERRUPT MY WORK ONE MORE FUCKIN TIME I SWEAR TO GOD

lameborghini:

today sucked but at least it’s not 2009

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oldwhitedude:

rneerkat:

the chicken wanted to sound different so it had to think outside of the bawks

xx

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highalia:


you said I was gonna be a mermaid
fucking yes
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